frozenSnot
Fuck me it's cold tonight! I just did a brisk 5 minute walk from the train station. It's -9C and very windy. The result being that, when I got inside, I'd snotted almost into my mouth without even sensing it... I nearly had enough for a snot-icle!
Nearly as embarrassing as the other night, when at midnight after returning from a night out, I decided to head to the giant 24 hour pharmacy across the road. My scalp was ultra-itchy and I needed some soothing lotion-y stuff or something. The upshot being that I found myself, at gone midnight, standing in a queue with an enormous pump-action bottle of Vaseline lotion... "having lubrication issues, sir?".
Nearly as embarrassing as the other night, when at midnight after returning from a night out, I decided to head to the giant 24 hour pharmacy across the road. My scalp was ultra-itchy and I needed some soothing lotion-y stuff or something. The upshot being that I found myself, at gone midnight, standing in a queue with an enormous pump-action bottle of Vaseline lotion... "having lubrication issues, sir?".
posted by Pete K at 11:35 pm
3 Comments:
Hey Pete - you're 30 today. Happy Birthday!
Pete, I'm not joking, your little ditty about the lubrication had me in sticthes a few minutes ago! Tears racing down my face!!! Wish I was there with you man (generally speaking ... not in the shop with the lubricant at midnight!!!)
Nice
Shaun Mac
ha ha, good stuff.
Make sure to dry your eyes properly or you may get some redness developing. Should that happen I can recommend Vaseline pump-action 5 litre size.
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