Fucking brain theft
You, being people I know, know I'm a total mong at times. Well I've done myself proud.
I returned to the appartment, had a shower, opened the drawer to get some pants and caught a glimpse of green. No, not green pants but greenbacks - dollars, cash-money, dead presidents. Yes, the missing $200 was in my pants drawer.
I am a plonker AND a cretin. But a happy one!
I returned to the appartment, had a shower, opened the drawer to get some pants and caught a glimpse of green. No, not green pants but greenbacks - dollars, cash-money, dead presidents. Yes, the missing $200 was in my pants drawer.
I am a plonker AND a cretin. But a happy one!
posted by Pete K at 3:12 am
2 Comments:
Hurrah - your idiocy and suspicious mind has left you $200 richer.
Give it to a homeless person to atone.
Or buy something snazzy for yourself.
Too late dude, I've already blown it on... booze n stuff. I'm becoming a hard-nosed new yorker.
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